Hello, watchful neighbors!  This was just released by Chief Lane: “Good morning, The Pembroke Police Department will hold aNeighborhood Watch, crime prevention seminar, at the Public Safety Center onTuesday, November 17th at 6:30 P.M.  The presentation will include areview of some methods you can use to spot suspicious ...

  Well, it’s been a busy few days in bloggery thanks to the many criminals who choose to call the ‘bronx home:  Yet another APB, folks!   This time we have an attempted break-in at the Emerson Mills Condominium building on Main Street Scumcook.  Apparently, someone attempted to pry open the window of a ...

 I have another APB to issue, albeit a bit late:   It has come to my attention that my buddy’s orange Scion XD had its rear window smashed-out last week.  It happened sometime overnight between Tuesday 10/28 and Wednesday 10/29, right here in Scumcook Village.  It appears that nothing was stolen from the vehicle, but ...

The following APB just came in from Chief Lane.  Deploy ye bat signal!  Robins of the ‘bronx, let us find these hoodlums and see them swiftly brought to justice: “Good morning, The department took a report yesterday of a day time, residential burglary at the Littlefield Condos.  Force was used to gain entry. ...

PEMBROKE POLICE DAILY LOGS TO PROTECT AND SERVEOCTOBER 1, 2009 TO OCTOBER 31, 2009  Officers responded to 1,101 calls for service, including the following arrests: FRIDAY OCT. 2 9:20 a.m.-Pembroke St., Officers Nickerson and Hanson served arrest warrant for Merrimack County Sheriffs Office on Corey Miller, 17 of Pembroke ...

PEMBROKE POLICE DAILY LOGS TO PROTECT AND SERVESEPTEMBER 1, 2009 TO SEPTEMBER 30, 2009  Officers responded to 1,214 calls for service, including the following arrests: THURS. SEPT. 3 12:30 p.m.-Glass St., Officer Cunha placed Michael Silver, 32 of Main St. Pembroke under arrest for outstanding bench warrant, Silver was ...

PEMBROKE POLICE DAILY LOGS TO PROTECT AND SERVEAUGUST 1, 2009 TO AUGUST 31, 2009   Officers responded to 1,440 calls for service, including the following arrests: SAT. AUGUST 1 8:43 p.m.-N. Pembroke Rd., Officer Allen initiated motor vehicle stop, placed William Morel, 38 of Crescent St. Pittsfield under arrest for ...

  Well, ‘Straight out of Pembronx’ has received more hate mail.  It is again sent by the reader going by the name of “Val”.  If Val dislikes my column so much, I don’t know why she reads it.  Maybe she just feels like she needs a voice, too.  Perhaps she should get a blog.  Anyhoo, ...

  I heard a rumor recently that the Town of Pembroke was out surveying the logistics of re-positioning the cannon.  I presume that they want to aim it in a direction that is not so outwardly hostile toward my residence.  I suppose it would be nice to aim it downriver toward Bow, but it would be hilarious to aim it at the ...

  I am blogging live from the side of Main Street on a freshly procured military-spec Toughbook.  It’s not bad for a PC – I’m a Mac guy since forever, but I had to bite the bullet for a class I’m taking.  Anyhoo, the crisp Scumcook air is ripe with snarkasm, and I can just smell a blog coming ...