December 1, 2009 to December 31, 2009 SUNDAY DEC. 6 2:42 a.m.-Glass St., Officers Gaskell and Xenakis initiated motor vehicle stop, placed Stacey McLaughlin 30 of Carriage Lane Hooksett under arrest for outstanding warrant for Hooksett PD, McLaughlin was transported to the PD, processed and released to Hooksett PD, WEDS. DEC. ...

That's right, citizens of the Pembronx - 'SOOP' has launched a Facebook fan page titled "Pembonx & Scumcook" for your networking pleasure:  http://www.facebook.com/pages/Pembronx-Scumcook/297454121024?ref=nfYou are most welcome.

 I have another APB to issue, albeit a bit late:   It has come to my attention that my buddy’s orange Scion XD had its rear window smashed-out last week.  It happened sometime overnight between Tuesday 10/28 and Wednesday 10/29, right here in Scumcook Village.  It appears that nothing was stolen from the vehicle, but ...