I have another APB to issue, albeit a bit late:   It has come to my attention that my buddy’s orange Scion XD had its rear window smashed-out last week.  It happened sometime overnight between Tuesday 10/28 and Wednesday 10/29, right here in Scumcook Village.  It appears that nothing was stolen from the vehicle, but ...

  Well, ‘Straight out of Pembronx’ has received more hate mail.  It is again sent by the reader going by the name of “Val”.  If Val dislikes my column so much, I don’t know why she reads it.  Maybe she just feels like she needs a voice, too.  Perhaps she should get a blog.  Anyhoo, ...

  We, here at ‘Straight out of Pembronx’, have received more hate mail.  I love hate mail.  So far, of our whopping 3 user comments, 2 of them have been hate mail.  This leaves us with a hate mail rate of roughly 66.666%.  I’m proud of that number, and would like to see it more around the 100% ...