Well, it’s been a busy few days in bloggery thanks to the many criminals who choose to call the ‘bronx home:  Yet another APB, folks!   This time we have an attempted break-in at the Emerson Mills Condominium building on Main Street Scumcook.  Apparently, someone attempted to pry open the window of a ...

 I have another APB to issue, albeit a bit late:   It has come to my attention that my buddy’s orange Scion XD had its rear window smashed-out last week.  It happened sometime overnight between Tuesday 10/28 and Wednesday 10/29, right here in Scumcook Village.  It appears that nothing was stolen from the vehicle, but ...

The following APB just came in from Chief Lane.  Deploy ye bat signal!  Robins of the ‘bronx, let us find these hoodlums and see them swiftly brought to justice: “Good morning, The department took a report yesterday of a day time, residential burglary at the Littlefield Condos.  Force was used to gain entry. ...