That's right, citizens of the Pembronx - 'SOOP' has launched a Facebook fan page titled "Pembonx & Scumcook" for your networking pleasure:  http://www.facebook.com/pages/Pembronx-Scumcook/297454121024?ref=nfYou are most welcome.

My buddy’s orange Scion XD just got hit-and-ran on right on Main Street here in Suncook Village near the corner of Front and Main. It was badly sideswiped and did thousands of dollars of damage.  This happened between approximately 6pm and 7pm on January 26th, 2010.  It is yet to be determined if the Town of Pembroke Police video ...

  Well, it’s been a busy few days in bloggery thanks to the many criminals who choose to call the ‘bronx home:  Yet another APB, folks!   This time we have an attempted break-in at the Emerson Mills Condominium building on Main Street Scumcook.  Apparently, someone attempted to pry open the window of a ...

 I have another APB to issue, albeit a bit late:   It has come to my attention that my buddy’s orange Scion XD had its rear window smashed-out last week.  It happened sometime overnight between Tuesday 10/28 and Wednesday 10/29, right here in Scumcook Village.  It appears that nothing was stolen from the vehicle, but ...