Well, it’s been a busy few days in bloggery thanks to the many criminals who choose to call the ‘bronx home:  Yet another APB, folks!   This time we have an attempted break-in at the Emerson Mills Condominium building on Main Street Scumcook.  Apparently, someone attempted to pry open the window of a ...

 I have another APB to issue, albeit a bit late:   It has come to my attention that my buddy’s orange Scion XD had its rear window smashed-out last week.  It happened sometime overnight between Tuesday 10/28 and Wednesday 10/29, right here in Scumcook Village.  It appears that nothing was stolen from the vehicle, but ...

The following APB just came in from Chief Lane.  Deploy ye bat signal!  Robins of the ‘bronx, let us find these hoodlums and see them swiftly brought to justice: “Good morning, The department took a report yesterday of a day time, residential burglary at the Littlefield Condos.  Force was used to gain entry. ...

   I was on my way out of the building earlier this afternoon, when I was drawn to a developing commotion: Evidently, one of society’s more rotund members was spat upon by one of a group of Scumcook’s future felons.  This would be funny enough, in and of itself, but leave it to the mentally challenged to take ...

PRESS/MEDIA/RELEASE Pembroke Hit with OvernightBurglaries and Thefts, Again Pembroke, NH 08/28/09 –  The Pembroke Police Department is once again asking residence to lock their doors and windows at night after a rash of night time residential burglaries.  Around 5:30 am on Tuesday morning Police were called to a Dearborn ...

A press release from Chief Lane dated Tuesday, August 25, 2009:It appears that the burglary problem that we had last June has returned. We took reports this morning of a burglary and an attempted burglary in homes on Dearborn Road. They occurred around 5:30 AM. In both cases residents were home when the burglary occurred. The department also took ...